“GET a ROOM!” at The-Roost, Morrowvale’s #1 increasingly famous “Murder Hotel” – replete with legendary roster of celebrity derelicts-musicians-actors-porn addicts-as-former, now-dead, presumed-murdered residents… It’s Morrowvale’s own forensics History Lesson and boutique Art Deco Travel Hotel-in-One!
OUR DIVERSE CELEBRITY CLIENTELE – RANGING in from the most illustrious – (what rhymes with ‘Gorge barnyard straw’? Yes, it was Him) all the way down to a well-known “Punk Legend” of the late 70s whom we can’t name, after it was replaced posthumously with unpronounceable glyph-symbol during Early 90s.
Yes, they all died here.
(And, they also paid their bill.)
Check-in is at 5PM – and not one minute sooner, per our Concierge’s exacting standards of room-sanitizing-excellence – and we will escort you to the door of your room upon request (although not “inside” due to several restraining injunctions placed upon former members of our staff). No tips will be accepted.
Our ‘Complementary’ breakfast can be requested for £5/head, which we will fulfill to the best of our abilities, pending our current staffing shortages.
LOOKING for our AFFORDABLE FLATS at The-Aviary then, if you need a deal for Months-and-Months, End-to-End.
Contact V. Kwak for ALL questions. No exception.
2022 RATES SHEET
HOURLY: £30 (Includes clean-up fees)
DAILY*: £50 (TAKE IT – it’s Our BEST Deal)
WEAKLY: £450 (Extra fees charged for all the extra stuff people ask for, over time, it add up)
MONTHLY: £ 2750 (we raise price so maybe you take a hint? No need to linger, it is a HOTEL. Instead, maybe you see The-Aviary
ANNALY: ££££ Negotiate. We don’t like to do this any more – but we will talk.